-- Dianetics55! Spam article parody --
================================================================ = = = = = There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers = = exactly what Scientology is for and why it is here, it will = = instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more = = bizarre and inexplicable. = = = =There is another theory that states this has already happened.= = -Hublard Adams "The Restaurant At The End Of Scientology" = ================================================================